Box of crummy out-of-season strawberries
Balsamic vinegar to cover
Generous olive oil
Tablespoon maple syrup
Macerate. There will be a lot of liquid.
One bulb fennel and some fronds, sliced thinly
Several small mandarin/clementine oranges, halved and sectioned
Splashes of orange juice
Macerate. There won't be too much liquid.
A bunch of quinoa
A bunch of arugula
A bunch of spinach
Layer greens, quinoa, and macerated mixtures. Toss. Take to church and hope that this avoids every possible allergy.