SMACK his little buns with increasing vigor because this
used to work
SWEAR under your breath between shushes
SIP a stiff one
SMOKE a fat one
SURRENDER to the realization that this just might not be a sleeping day
don't call DCS; these are all jokes (except the last one!)
I've heard that the first 18 years are the hardest. #Itgetsbetter
ReplyDeleteI feel for you! I have vivid memories of trying everything under the sun to get my oldest baby to sleep. It can get pretty ridiculous. It's hard to keep out the despair. Hang in there. Somehow the days will pass and before you know it, you'll have a baby who sleeps (says the woman who no longer has any babies under 1!)
ReplyDeleteThis gave me a good chuckle! You found the key in the fifth S. :)
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